dalex
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Post by dalex on Mar 1, 2006 10:23:50 GMT -5
So, I'm going to drive my girlfriend to class so she won't be late. I casually grab my little pistol with 4 darts loaded and walk out.
I see a familiar face sitting outside, and the thought passes through my head, 'This could be my assassin.' I glance down at another guy I know sleeping in the lobby. When I look back outside, the first guy was nowhere to be seen. For some unknown reason I countinue outside.
All of a sudden, I see a figure dart from around the corner and open fire. The first shot misses and I return fire. At this point I begin backing up to the door, reaching for my ID Card.
Now, being a man of virtue, I can't leave my girlfriend standing outside, so I take my hand away from my pocket and set my mind that my assassin will be out for 24 hours.
He shoots again, and so do I. I move closer to my car, thinking that I may be able to get in safely and survive. He shoots again, and I return fire over the car. Nothing. My last shot, I have to make it count. I move to the side of my car, he is on the other, the distance is nearly point blank, I can hit this guy if I'm smooth. He still has 3 shots, I can either try and run him out of ammo or take him out now. I pop up, letting my last prayer fly, and I'm hit in the shoulder. My world starts spinning, everything goes black...
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Post by 123456 on Mar 1, 2006 10:33:31 GMT -5
fag
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dalex
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Post by dalex on Mar 1, 2006 10:51:17 GMT -5
Yes Yes, lets resort to name calling and homophobia for no reason, shall we?
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Silent Death
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"If business was as good as my aim, I'd be on Easy Street"
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Post by Silent Death on Mar 1, 2006 11:00:30 GMT -5
Oh boy, name calling and homophobia! The staple topics of forum idiots everywhere!
Nice story by the way, too bad about your death.
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Edoras
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Shoot first, ask questions later, followed by more shooting.
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Post by Edoras on Mar 1, 2006 11:19:24 GMT -5
Ahh, so close. Another good man down. This is starting to get ugly...
Good try, though.
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Ridley
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If I have to die, then I'm going out with a bang."
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Post by Ridley on Mar 1, 2006 14:40:16 GMT -5
AUUUUUUGGGGHHH dalex, so noble, so brave, so dead . You will be missed, and songs will be sung of your great battle. I will avenge thee, oh martyr, and the blood of your assassin shall fill the space where once you stood.
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Post by 123456 on Mar 2, 2006 4:17:37 GMT -5
Another fag -- no...no wait.
RETARD? DORK? WTF man seriously. Just grunt really hard and grow yourself a pair of balls.
You know why people like that guy can't get a girl? Because there are no [acceptable] females that spend time in forums. And even if there were -- statements like that are a sure fire way to claim your manhood.
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Ridley
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Post by Ridley on Mar 2, 2006 13:05:57 GMT -5
I resent that remark, you unruley miscrient. And who are you to judge me, when all you do is proclaim that everyone is a "fag". I fell that you need to retard your hatred and consider a more tactful way to express yourself. If you don't you might find that all those you insult will find a way to gain reperations from you, i.e. they'll reveal to your assassin where you live, class schedule, etc.
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Post by synonym4truth on Mar 2, 2006 14:13:50 GMT -5
You know why people like that guy can't get a girl? Because there are no [acceptable] females that spend time in forums. You fool. Am I not an "acceptable female"? I look forward to the day that you are killed. Watch your back, my friend, no one really cares for your comments.
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Ridley
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If I have to die, then I'm going out with a bang."
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Post by Ridley on Mar 2, 2006 15:36:33 GMT -5
Haha, Well spoken, oh Lady of the Kill. And how dare he, the nave, the cur. If I were able, I would smash the fool to bits and burn his ashes in hellfire. May he be the one to gain the most - karma .
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maverick
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That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.
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Post by maverick on Mar 3, 2006 11:20:44 GMT -5
Ok first off, 123456 might possibly be a fag himself, we haven't quite figured that out yet...And p.s. everyone he's always like this, just ignore half the shit he says
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Post by chingchong2006 on Mar 7, 2006 20:19:13 GMT -5
Another fag -- no...no wait. RETARD? DORK? WTF man seriously. Just grunt really hard and grow yourself a pair of balls. You know why people like that guy can't get a girl? Because there are no [acceptable] females that spend time in forums. And even if there were -- statements like that are a sure fire way to claim your manhood. it really bothers me that people like this have gained the inteligence to access these boards and spread the disease around...
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